All-Inclusive Resort Vacations

You too can enjoy the world-class treatment afforded Príncipe Gabriel González Arango, the coordinator of the Santander branch of the Foundation Committee for Solidarity with Political Prisoners. He was whisked away by police on January 4, 2006 to the infamous Palo Gordo Resort Vacation prison and accused of "rebellion." He was just another lucky human rights defender, a random beneificary of the "Full Uribe Treatment." You too might get to experience The Treatment, having all meals provided by the government, lodging too, even benefitting from a strict exercise regimen, all while relaxing in almost total privacy in your own accomodations unit. Hard-working citizens like Príncipe get The Treatment vacation package all the time, courtesy of the Uribe government, according to Human Rights First.